I've Been Cut Off

It's been a long time since I got a new ID at school, and while I like wearing one with a picture taken when I started working there in 2004, I thought I'd get an update this year.  That meant being professionally photographed by the same outfit who was doing student photos.  When I got the packet from Lifetouch School Portraits I felt as excited as Steve Martin in The Jerk when he got the new phone book.  Unlike his character, whose name was in the phone book, and listed correctly, my pictures had me scratching my head.  But only the part that showed up.  Now I proudly wear three ID badges-the one from 2004, my senior picture from 1983, and the one shown on top here.
It being Halloween, I'm thinking of going to school as the photo on the ID.